With the Journalism class working on articles efficiently, they were informed of the traumatic closing regarding their Staff positions coming to an end. Uncle Kevin has announced his retirement from the journalism class, leaving no other staff to take over as the advisor for the Shark Scene. Thus the end of the news page has come to an end after eight long years of creative talent from many groups of students.
The students in the class are devastated after hearing the source of their school news has come to an end, which left many out in the hallways without any work for them to do. Many contemplate what they will be doing now there are no more articles to write. Tons of collective talent has gone to waste with the closure of the journalism class. Writers are left devastated and deserted in the hallways of St. Louis High School, offering to write lesson plans for teachers just to have something to write. Students in the class said things such as:
“It feels awful to know that all the articles I’ve written are all for nothing now that it’s closing,” stated Maddox Cline.
“I don’t know how I can pay child support now, but hopefully the ex-wife won’t come after me for it!” stated Bryan Wing.
“I don’t have very strong feelings about it at all. It will be missed,” stated Sophia Miller.
“I’m actively crying. This has become my livelihood. Without it I can’t pay for anything, Please I need a new job. I will write for money. I like Golden Cheese Cookie and I need to pay for her decorations so my kingdom can look like hers,” stated Kailee Reese.
“I am devastated that the class I have grown a liking to is coming to an end and won’t get to listen to Alex bully him every day. But I like Mac and Cheese so it’s okay,” stated Kaydence Heiden.
“Now I have no writing job and I have no clue what to do with my life. But with the new free time I’m going to rant about Elliot Forsaken because I know Elliot lore which declares that I’m normal, trust me guys,” stated Alex Tatroe.
“My overall reaction to the closing of the SharkScene was very surprising. I was not expecting it at all. I didn’t see it coming. It is very sad that there will no longer be SharkScene. I can’t wait to go to college to continue my education,” stated Allyson VanAlstine.
“How am I going to afford my gambling addiction now? I need the paycheck. I’m literally in debt,” stated Noah Bobzien.
“No more Staff Editor position=no more money=no lamborghini :(” stated Gracie Lombard.
“Although it is tragic to see the closing of SharkScene, I do have to say that I miss my position as Staff Editor. My sidekick Buddy and I will not let this get in my way of becoming a musician,” stated Skylar DuBois-Kleinhans.
Although the tragic ending of the SharkScene comes to end, Uncle Kevin would like to inform everybody…April Fools!
